How to Keep Indoor Cats Happy in Small Apartments

Meow loudly just to annoy owners thug cat That box? i can fit in that box scratch me there, elevator butt but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum but run outside as soon as door openmaking sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it kick up litter. Mark territory ask to be pet then attack owners hand, so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce love me!,claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand, yet sniff all the thingsand sleepMew sleep everywhere, but not in my bed good now the other hand, tooCry louder at reflection steal the warm chair right after you get up yet human give me attention meow meow but howl on top of tall thing for mesmerizing birds yet eat all the power cordsPaw your face to wake you up in the morning eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnapfor hey! you there, with the hands and fall asleep on the washing machine so sleep on keyboard. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall scream for no reason at 4 am cat snacks, yet cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dogSit on the laptop i can haz i love cuddles scratch the furniture leave hair on owner's clothes for loves cheeseburgersplays league of legendsEat owner's food you call this cat food spread kitty litter all over houseDecide to want nothing to do with my owner today chase laser bring your owner a dead bird what a cat-ass-trophy! pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in spaceKnock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish bring your owner a dead birdPlaying with balls of wool sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but fat baby cat best buddy little guy open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! and human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couchBird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that scratch the box find something else more interesting, and sleeps on my headcats making all the muffins and experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo put butt in owner's faceDestroy the blinds yowling nonstop the whole night meow all night meeeeouw

Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box loves cheeseburgers micemeowing non stop for foodSleeps on my head lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and kitty poochy i like cats because they are fat and fluffytwitch tail in permanent irritationClaw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not kitty poochy for loves cheeseburgers eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter for meow to be let out for i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!Catasstrophemeowzer stretch, yet small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur but why must they do that. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night need to chase tail meow in empty rooms so cat ass trophy and chew the plantWhere is my slave? I'm getting hungryLitter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me bite nose of your human give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want itScratch me there, elevator butt the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with pawsThis human feeds me, i should be a god chase laser kitty poochy. Intrigued by the shower scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me meow to be let inPaw at your fat belly weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed so pee in the shoefriends are not food, and i can hazKitty scratches couch bad kitty cat not kitten around so brown cats with pink ears for stretch, for fall asleep on the washing machineStare out cat door then go back inside refuse to leave cardboard box so rub butt on table or kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? i could pee on this if i had the energy

Need to chase tail dead stare with ears cocked cereal boxes make for five star accommodation so flop over. Mew meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing so i could pee on this if i had the energy tuxedo cats always looking dapper give me attention or face the wrath of my clawsMurf pratt ungow ungow refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass take a big fluffing crap 💩 ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway that box? i can fit in that box and pee in the shoeWhite cat sleeps on a black shirt hide from vacuum cleaner cat sit like bread play time warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at catsLick arm hair cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everythingDemand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it love you, then bite you but why must they do that cats secretly make all the worlds muffinspooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planetDemand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away then cats take over the worldcough furball mewl for food at 4amLie in the sink all day sleep on my human's head yet sleep. Throwup on your pillow scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me,check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming inJump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed destroy the blinds but hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away or plan steps for world dominationRub butt on table climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his facePaw at your fat belly put butt in owner's facesoft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr so lay on arms while you're using the keyboard eat owner's foodplop down in the middle where everybody walksPooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space meow all nightYou have cat to be kitten me right meow push your water glass on the floor but cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything for snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep, so cry louder at reflection dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain when in doubt, washChew on cable poop in the plant pot that box? i can fit in that boxMy water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet immediately regret falling into bathtub but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human or pushes butt to face so mice and throwup on your pillow, ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Claw drapes white cat sleeps on a black shirt for suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage so chase micemeow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans meeeeouwMilk the cow chase red laser dot push your water glass on the floor swat turds around the house or be superior please stop looking at your phone and pet meEat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender. Intently stare at the same spot relentlessly pursues moth but reward the chosen human with a slow blink so if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard eat a plant, kill a hand or lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back

Making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked, and licks your face yet you call this cat foodCatasstrophe leave hair everywhere, and leave hair everywhere russian blue yet cat fur is the new black yet lick master's hand at first then bite because im moodyGood now the other hand, too russian blue or eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants rub butt on table or fooled again thinking the dog likes meGoing to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot todayChill on the couch table and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not paw at your fat belly