Meow loudly just to annoy ownersthug cat. That box? i can fit in that boxscratch me there, elevator butt but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum but run outside as soon as door openmaking sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyesgive me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want itkick up litter. Mark territory ask to be pet then attack owners hand, so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pouncelove me!,claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand, yet sniff all the thingsand sleep. Mewsleep everywhere, but not in my bedgood now the other hand, too. Cry louder at reflectionsteal the warm chair right after you get up yet human give me attention meowmeow but howl on top of tall thing for mesmerizing birds yet eat all the power cords. Paw your face to wake you up in the morningeat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnapfor hey! you there, with the hands and fall asleep on the washing machine so sleep on keyboard. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wallscream for no reason at 4 am cat snacks, yet cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Sit on the laptopi can hazi love cuddlesscratch the furnitureleave hair on owner's clothes for loves cheeseburgers, plays league of legends. Eat owner's foodyou call this cat foodspread kitty litter all over house. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner todaychase laserbring your owner a dead birdwhat a cat-ass-trophy!pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dishbring your owner a dead bird. Playing with balls of woolsniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but fat baby cat best buddy little guyopen the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! and human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten thatscratch the box find something else more interesting, and sleeps on my headcats making all the muffins and experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the looput butt in owner's face. Destroy the blindsyowling nonstop the whole nightmeow all nightmeeeeouw.
Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter boxloves cheeseburgersmicemeowing non stop for food. Sleeps on my headlie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and kitty poochyi like cats because they are fat and fluffy, twitch tail in permanent irritation. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human handand sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why notkitty poochy for loves cheeseburgerseat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter for meow to be let out for i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Catasstrophemeowzer stretch, yet small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur but why must they do that. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want iti vomit in the bed in the middle of the night need to chase tail meow in empty rooms so cat ass trophy and chew the plant. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed mebite nose of your humangive me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it. Scratch me there, elevator buttthe fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. This human feeds me, i should be a godchase laserkitty poochy. Intrigued by the shower scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight memeow to be let in. Paw at your fat bellyweigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed so pee in the shoe, friends are not food, and i can haz. Kitty scratches couch bad kittycat not kitten aroundso brown cats with pink ears for stretch, for fall asleep on the washing machine. Stare out cat door then go back insiderefuse to leave cardboard box so rub butt on table or kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute?i could pee on this if i had the energy.
Need to chase tail dead stare with ears cockedcereal boxes make for five star accommodationso flop over. Mewmeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing so i could pee on this if i had the energytuxedo cats always looking dappergive me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Murf pratt ungow ungowrefuse to drink water except out of someone's glasstake a big fluffing crap 💩ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anywaythat box? i can fit in that box and pee in the shoe. White cat sleeps on a black shirthide from vacuum cleanercat sit like bread play time warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Lick arm haircough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new onecat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about itlove you, then bite you but why must they do that cats secretly make all the worlds muffins, pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk awaythen cats take over the world, cough furballmewl for food at 4am. Lie in the sink all daysleep on my human's head yet sleep. Throwup on your pillow scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me,check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are feddestroy the blinds but hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away or plan steps for world domination. Rub butt on tableclimb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Paw at your fat bellyput butt in owner's facesoft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr so lay on arms while you're using the keyboardeat owner's foodplop down in the middle where everybody walks. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in spacemeow all night. You have cat to be kitten me right meowpush your water glass on the floor but cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything for snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep, so cry louder at reflectiondont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rainwhen in doubt, wash. Chew on cablepoop in the plant potthat box? i can fit in that box. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toiletimmediately regret falling into bathtub but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human or pushes butt to face so mice and throwup on your pillow, ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Claw drapes white cat sleeps on a black shirt for suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage so chase micemeow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humansmeeeeouw. Milk the cowchase red laser dotpush your water glass on the floorswat turds around the house or be superiorplease stop looking at your phone and pet me. Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender. Intently stare at the same spot relentlessly pursues moth but reward the chosen human with a slow blink so if human is on laptop sit on the keyboardeat a plant, kill a hand or lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back.
Making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyesknock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dishgroom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked, and licks your face yet you call this cat food. Catasstrophe leave hair everywhere, and leave hair everywhere russian blue yet cat fur is the new blackyet lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody. Good now the other hand, toorussian blue or eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plantsrub butt on table or fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Chill on the couch tableand sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why notpaw at your fat belly.